Thirsty Thief Has Beer Goggles On

So this guy walks into a convenience store wanting to buy beer…this almost sounds like the beginning of a joke…but it certainly didn’t turn out that way for a Sebastian, Florida man.

Police say 33 year-old Christopher Maxwell entered a convenience store at 2;30 a.m. Friday, but was told he couldn’t buy beer because alcohol sales are banned in the city between 1 and 7 a.m.

Now, when you’re looking for beer at 2:30 in the morning, chances are you’ve probably have had too much already and may not be thinking about…what you’re about to say.

He said “So, what if I steal the beer then”…the clerk said she would call 911…he took the beer…she called the cops.